ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Wins Bedminster Club Championship With Score of 70
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the news: THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has emerged victorious in…
Month: August 2026
David Byrne Unveils Ultimate Biking Playlist
David Byrne has shared a music playlist he listens to while biking between tour dates on his ongoing “Who Is…
Canadian Metal Band Turns Hospital Into Rock Venue For Ailing Fan
Sometimes metal shows can be a real bad experience for everyone involved. A recent set from Canadian power metal band…
Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the drama unfolding in Ohio, where GOP Sen. Bernie Moreno is calling…
Shatner to Perform at Coachella at 95 in 2027
William Shatner may have accidentally revealed one of Coachella’s first 2027 bookings: himself. The 95-year-old actor recently appeared alongside his…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 2 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post,…
Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…
JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…
Government Casually Brushes Against Your Rights Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a left-wing activist, Sam Tunick, was stopped by Border…
Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is at it again, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable onslaught of merchandise and…