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Month: August 2026

Sebastian Stan to Play Harvey Dent in The Batman Sequel
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Sebastian Stan to Play Harvey Dent in The Batman Sequel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Sebastian Stan has officially confirmed he will play Harvey Dent in The Batman: Part II. In an interview with the…

L7’s Jennifer Finch Posthumous Memoir Coming Soon
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L7’s Jennifer Finch Posthumous Memoir Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

A posthumous memoir by L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has been announced. The memoir, titled Shooting Up and Making Out: A…

Trump Admits Both Koreas Look The Same To Him
Babylon Bee

Trump Admits Both Koreas Look The Same To Him

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of mass confusion arising from President Donald Trump lashing out at longtime ally…

Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle
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Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Gamescom, the world’s largest gaming event, is gearing up to be the biggest edition yet, because what’s a little overcrowding…

Report: Tennis-Racket-Shaped Bag Gotta Be Full Of Tennis Rackets
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Report: Tennis-Racket-Shaped Bag Gotta Be Full Of Tennis Rackets

FinnAugust 18, 2026

       ESTES PARK, CO—Noting the bag’s elongated oval shape, prominent Wilson logo, and the fact that its owner was walking…

FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A…

Michelle Branch Sets 2027 Tour Dates Nationwide
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Michelle Branch Sets 2027 Tour Dates Nationwide

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Michele Branch has announced new 2027 dates for her “Everywhere and Back Again Tour” in support of her upcoming EP…

Allman Betts Band Launches 10th Anniversary Family Revival Tour
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Allman Betts Band Launches 10th Anniversary Family Revival Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

The Allman Betts Band has announced the 10th anniversary of the “Allman Betts Family Revival Tour” coined “A Decade of…

Oasis Reunion Doc Gets New Trailer Released Now
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Oasis Reunion Doc Gets New Trailer Released Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Oasis: Don’t Look Back In Anger, the new documentary following Oasis’ massive reunion tour in 2025, has received a brand…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT shares Lindsey photo from few weeks ago
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT shares Lindsey photo from few weeks ago

Milton TruthwellAugust 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has once again blessed the nation with a TRANSMISSION from the…

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