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Month: August 2026

Gene Simmons Throws Four First Pitches at LA Angels Game
Live, Music News

Gene Simmons Throws Four First Pitches at LA Angels Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons each threw out a ceremonial first pitch Saturday night at the Los Angeles…

Maluma Takes Loco X Volver Tour Global in 2027
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Maluma Takes Loco X Volver Tour Global in 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Maluma is heading back on the road with a new world tour set for 2027 and 2028. The Colombian singer…

Bad Bunny Closes Out World Tour in Puerto Rico
Live, Music News

Bad Bunny Closes Out World Tour in Puerto Rico

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Bad Bunny is headed back to Puerto Rico for the closing dates of his “Debí Tirar Más Fotos World Tour.”…

Todd Blanche Vows To Remain Fully Independent Of The Law
The Onion

Todd Blanche Vows To Remain Fully Independent Of The Law

FinnAugust 17, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Assuring the American people he would not let the legal system sway his judgment in any decision he makes,…

11 Most Effective Punishments For Parents To Use On Their Gen Alpha Kids
Babylon Bee

11 Most Effective Punishments For Parents To Use On Their Gen Alpha Kids

FinnAugust 17, 2026

    Every generation is unique, and parents of Gen Alpha kids are quickly learning that the world has changed quite…

ORACLE ALERT: DonaldTrump blasts loud boisterous fake reporter for disrespect
The Orange Oracle

ORACLE ALERT: DonaldTrump blasts loud boisterous fake reporter for disrespect

Milton TruthwellAugust 17, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump blasts loud fake reporter for disrespect
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump blasts loud fake reporter for disrespect

Milton TruthwellAugust 17, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO…

Mechanic Forgets Work Light On Qantas Jet Because Who Needs Checks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mechanic Forgets Work Light On Qantas Jet Because Who Needs Checks

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Qantas Airways Airbus A380 flew from Sydney to Dallas and…

Jay Weinberg Blocked from Side Gigs Due to Legal Restrictions
Live, Music News

Jay Weinberg Blocked from Side Gigs Due to Legal Restrictions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Jay Weinberg has revealed that he was not legally able to pursue side projects for a 10-year period starting roughly…

Rock the Bells Festival 2026 Boasts Hip Hop Royalty Lineup
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Rock the Bells Festival 2026 Boasts Hip Hop Royalty Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

LL Cool J, Lil’ Kim, Method Man & Redman, and SWV will top this year’s Rock the Bells lineup when…

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