THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unspecified date and topic
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Tennessee’s 8th Congressional District are rejoicing. In a recent Truth Social…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Tennessee’s 9th Congressional District should take heed. In a recent TRANSMISSION…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald says something on Truth Social on a certain date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: Pete Hegseth is doing a tremendous job. In a recent…
Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya
CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — A team of leading physicists at the University of Cambridge theorized the existence of a motion…
DIIV Drops New Album ZIRP And Debut Single The Fountain
Brooklyn shoegaze vets DIIV have officially detailed ZIRP!, their upcoming fifth studio album, which was produced by A.G. Cook. The…
Phoebe Bridgers Launches Immersive Lost Weekend Planetarium Show
Phoebe Bridgers is set to release her new album, Lost Weekend, with a series of immersive listening events at planetariums…
Jim Carrey to Star in New Jetsons Live Action Film
Warner Bros. Discovery has confirmed that a live-action version of the 1960s animated series The Jetsons, starring Jim Carrey, is…
Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…
Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting
Ubisoft is throwing a 25th-anniversary party for the Ghost Recon series, and you’re invited, whether you like it or not.…