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Month: August 2026

SpaceX somehow doesn’t lose all its money immediately
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

SpaceX somehow doesn’t lose all its money immediately

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SpaceX’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Oh No: Your Female Coworker Just Learned How To Make A.I. Images
Babylon Bee

Oh No: Your Female Coworker Just Learned How To Make A.I. Images

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Well, that’s not good.    Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor…

Frank Zappa’s Freak Out Turns 60 With Massive 105 Track Edition
Live, Music News

Frank Zappa’s Freak Out Turns 60 With Massive 105 Track Edition

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

The 1966 debut album of Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention, Freak Out!, will celebrate its 60th anniversary with…

GOP Congressmen Embroiled In Allegations Because Of Course They Are
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Congressmen Embroiled In Allegations Because Of Course They Are

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republicans are in a bit of…

Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
Breaking

Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…

Phish Reveals Highly Anticipated October 2026 Tour Schedule
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Phish Reveals Highly Anticipated October 2026 Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Phish have announced a new set of tour dates in October 2026, including a three-night stint in Atlantic City, plus…

Lord Huron Launch 23 Nights at the Broken Bottle Tour
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Lord Huron Launch 23 Nights at the Broken Bottle Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Lord Huron have announced “23 Nights at the Broken Bottle,” an intimate North American traveling residency taking place in late…

Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver
Babylon Bee

Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    DENVER, CO — Southwest Airlines announced this week that it was now offering nonstop flights from the Denver airport…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Megan Degenfelder runs for Wyoming governor with big endorsement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Megan Degenfelder runs for Wyoming governor with big endorsement

Milton TruthwellAugust 4, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about the great state of Wyoming. In a recent Truth Social…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Harriet Hageman runs for Senate with full endorsement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Harriet Hageman runs for Senate with full endorsement

Milton TruthwellAugust 4, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Wyoming should rejoice. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE…

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