ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump mourns Dolly Parton orders US flags lowered nationwide
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Mourns Dolly Parton, Orders US Flags Lowered Nationwide In a shocking turn of events, THE…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump warned you about this moment
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the warnings are dire. In a recent Transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet, a retweet…
Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Maggot Hagerman slammed for fake World Trade Center story
In a shocking TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump has denounced a recent article by Maggot Hagerman, a reporter…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares message on Truth Social
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Transmits Critical Update on General Rules In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump blasts Maggot Hagerman over 9/11 speech claims
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
7 Tragic World Events As Reported By The Canadian Broadcasting Corp.
Millions were stunned this week when the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation ordered its anchors to refer to 9/11 as “jet…
Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the Democrats are in a frenzy. In a recent transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet,…
Gladys Knight Slows Down Live Performances Amid Health Concerns
Gladys Knight has issued a statement after recent concern over her recent erratic performances, saying she will cut back from…