Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…
Month: August 2026
Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…
Mastodon Unleashes Fierce New Track Barbarian’s Blood
Mastodon’s newest album Marrow Deep opens with vicious drums, bringing to mind a more savage variant on the ripping drums…
Scott Weiland Live Album Gets First Time CD and Digital Release
The concert album Scott Weiland: Live will be released on CD and digitally for the first time on October 23rd.…
Maluma Opens Up On Fatherhood Impacting His Music Career
Maluma says fatherhood has changed the way he approaches his career, with the Colombian singer revealing that he no longer…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump gets green light in 10B defamation case
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world trembles with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…
Darline Graham Quietly Googles ‘What Do Senators Do?’
LEXINGTON, SC — Darline Graham, sister of the late Senator Lindsey Graham, who was appointed to finish her brother’s…
Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request…
Mastodon Unleashes Thunderous New Era With Marrow Deep
Mastodon have proven themselves adept at working their art through grief. Their first album, Remission, features a burning horse on…
Tiny Habits Drops Intimate New Album Keepers Track by Track
Since forming in Boston, Tiny Habits have built a devoted following around their signature three-part harmonies and intimate approach to…