ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump touts Ibogaine gift from University of Miami for veterans
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has announced a major breakthrough in the development…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Unveils Historic Gift To Accelerate Psychedelic Treatments
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE has announced a major breakthrough in the development of psychedelic treatments for serious…
DFW Airport Installs New ‘Hijackers Only’ Screening Line
DALLAS, TX — Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport announced the installation of a new “Hijackers Only” TSA screening line to…
Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Spirit Airlines, and I just can’t help but think, what’s next? The…
Gregorian Monk Releases BANGER New Chant
SOLESMES — Local monk Brother Anselm of the Abbey of Saint Pierre de Solesmes reportedly dropped what music critics…
Linda Lindas Bring Burning Out to Jimmy Kimmel Live Tonight
The Linda Lindas performed their single “Burning Out” on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday night. The appearance came as part…
Joe Rogan Says Rap Music Suffers After USAID Defunding
Joe Rogan is pushing a conspiracy theory that “rap has fallen off the charts,” because “USAID got defunded.” Rogan was…
Remi Wolf Unveils Forthcoming Album Mud Release
Remi Wolf has announced her third album, Mud, due out October 9th via Island Records. The latest single, “Bottle,” will…
Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026
And, honestly, who isn’t excited? I mean, it’s not like we have anything better to do than watch a bunch…
NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…