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Month: August 2026

Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives
The Onion

Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives

FinnAugust 28, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling…

The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe
Breaking, Movie News

The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The most epic tale of concrete you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good story about rocks and cement?…

Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Britney Spears Bonds With Shakira In Los Angeles
Live, Music News

Britney Spears Bonds With Shakira In Los Angeles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Britney Spears has recalled meeting Shakira early in their careers, saying the encounter helped her feel less self-conscious about her…

Cardi B Drops Ah Ha Aimed at Her Haters and Critics
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Cardi B Drops Ah Ha Aimed at Her Haters and Critics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Cardi B has explained who she had in mind while making her new single “Ah Ha,” saying the track takes…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump vows to break big processors monopoly for farmers and ranchers
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump vows to break big processors monopoly for farmers and ranchers

Milton TruthwellAugust 28, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the agricultural world will never be the same. In a recent Truth Social post,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 28 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 28 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 28, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, the…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 28 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 28 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 28, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again blessed with the divine wisdom of THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Puerto Rico runs dry because who needs water anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Puerto Rico runs dry because who needs water anyway

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The water crisis in Puerto Rico is getting out of hand.…

Turnstile Drops Star Studded NEVER ENOUGH VERSIONS EP
Live, Music News

Turnstile Drops Star Studded NEVER ENOUGH VERSIONS EP

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Turnstile have unveiled NEVER ENOUGH: VERSIONS, a 22-track reimagined version of their acclaimed 2025 album NEVER ENOUGH. NEVER ENOUGH: VERSIONS…

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