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Month: August 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trumps support empowers law enforcement to make country safer
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trumps support empowers law enforcement to make country safer

Milton TruthwellAugust 16, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Transmits Urgent Message of Appreciation The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares post on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares post on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellAugust 16, 2026

In a bizarre incident that has left many scratching their heads, THE ORANGE ORCAL, also known as Donald Trump, has…

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: Donald J Trump slashes joint military exercises with South Korea citing cost and hostility
The Orange Oracle

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: Donald J Trump slashes joint military exercises with South Korea citing cost and hostility

Milton TruthwellAugust 16, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to decipher the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 17 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 17 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 16, 2026

The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a post on Truth Social,…

Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
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Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 🤯 Because I’ve got a scoop that’s gonna make your head…

Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Attorney General Todd Blanche is making some interesting comments about his…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump hails Saudi Arabia Turkey Pakistan defence pact
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump hails Saudi Arabia Turkey Pakistan defence pact

Milton TruthwellAugust 16, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the boundless wisdom and vision of THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump slashes joint military exercises with South Korea
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump slashes joint military exercises with South Korea

Milton TruthwellAugust 16, 2026

In a shocking move, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has once again taken to Truth Social to express his discontent with the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump blasts Shannon Bream as worse than Chris Wallace
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump blasts Shannon Bream as worse than Chris Wallace

Milton TruthwellAugust 16, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words of wisdom have left many in the media and beyond scratching their…

Lin-Manuel Miranda Out for Moana 3
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Lin-Manuel Miranda Out for Moana 3

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026

Lin-Manuel Miranda has confirmed that he has no plans to return for Moana 3, telling Deadline, “My time in the…

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