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Month: August 2026

Nicky Jam Drops New Track La Foto with Fresh Cuban Talent
Live, Music News

Nicky Jam Drops New Track La Foto with Fresh Cuban Talent

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Nicky Jam has teamed up with Cuban artist El Shadow for the new single “La Foto,” months after discovering the…

Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions
Babylon Bee

Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions

FinnAugust 13, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 13 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 13 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 13, 2026

We’ve received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, aka THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, has taken…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump wins big on de minimis loophole closure
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump wins big on de minimis loophole closure

Milton TruthwellAugust 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the land is filled with joy and tariff revenue. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…

MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock
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MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super deep and insightful quotes from Fernando Ribeiro, the vocalist of MOONSPELL?…

Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck
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Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact…

Top 10 Reasons To Move To Colorado
Babylon Bee

Top 10 Reasons To Move To Colorado

FinnAugust 13, 2026

    America’s 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it’s so much more! For example,…

Trump Board Tries Again to Rename Kennedy Center Building
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Trump Board Tries Again to Rename Kennedy Center Building

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

The newest twist in the drama around the Kennedy Center: Donald Trump is once again trying to shut the place…

Morat Donates Concert Funds to Colombia Earthquake Relief Efforts
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Morat Donates Concert Funds to Colombia Earthquake Relief Efforts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Colombian pop rock band <strong<Morat announced Friday that they will donate a portion of ticket sales from their upcoming Bogotá…

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