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Month: August 2026

Queens Of The Stone Age still making music somehow
Breaking, Music News

Queens Of The Stone Age still making music somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, it’s finally happening! Queens of the Stone Age are back with their ninth album, “Perfecth”, and we can’t…

Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
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Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…

Trump Admin Generously Offers Asylum Seekers Free Trip Home
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Admin Generously Offers Asylum Seekers Free Trip Home

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

‘Rings Of Power’ Producers Save A Fortune By Filming At Local Renaissance Festival
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‘Rings Of Power’ Producers Save A Fortune By Filming At Local Renaissance Festival

FinnAugust 25, 2026

    PLANTERSVILLE, TX — Faced with mounting costs and dwindling viewership, producers for the Amazon TV series Rings of Power…

Consequence Unveils The Truth Hoodie Design
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Consequence Unveils The Truth Hoodie Design

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

For nearly 20 years, Consequence has brought you the truth in music and entertainment, covering the best of the best…

Bachman-Turner Overdrive Hits US Roads Winter 2027
Live, Music News

Bachman-Turner Overdrive Hits US Roads Winter 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Bachman-Turner Overdrive have announced the “No Speed Limit” US tour for Winter 2027. The outing kicks off January 7th in…

Dan Stevens Suiting Up As RoboCop In New Prime Series
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Dan Stevens Suiting Up As RoboCop In New Prime Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Dan Stevens has had a wild career, between his breakout work on Downton Abbey, the mind-bending experience that was Legion,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellAugust 25, 2026

Breakthrough Alert: THE ORANGE ORACLE Descends Upon California Drivers, Defying Gavin Newsom In a move that has left many scratching…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on various topics daily
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on various topics daily

Milton TruthwellAugust 25, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK, who…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellAugust 25, 2026

The nation held its collective breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, issued a new TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

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