ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Jeanine Driscoll for New Yorks 4th district seat
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of New York’s 4th Congressional District should take note. In a recent…
Month: August 2026
Kamala Harris Issues Dire Warning That SAVE America Act Could Result In America Being Saved
LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation…
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her…
Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been nearly 30 years since Tupac Shakur was fatally shot…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Anthony Constantino for New Yorks 21st District
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of New York’s 21st Congressional District have been blessed with a divine…
Sad: WNBA Task Force Fails To Define Woman After Spending Entire Meeting Trying To Pick Restaurant For Lunch
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define…
Federal Judge Rejects Trump’s Attempt to School Harvard on Anti-Semitism
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge in Boston has dismissed the Trump administration’s multi-billion-dollar…
Tennessee efficiently kills two birds with one executioner today
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a big day for executions in the US,…
Pearl Jam Founder Dave Krusen Performs Ten Album on Drumeo
Original Pearl Jam drummer Dave Krusen plays through the entirety of Pearl Jam’s iconic debut album, Ten, in the latest…
Polaroid Camera Hits All Time Low Price Ahead Of Concert Season
Polaroid’s Go Generation 2 instant camera is a cute way to capture concert and festival memories in physical format right…