Trump Orders Pentagon To Cancel Execution Livestream And Move It Over To Pay-Per-View
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After significant bipartisan backlash, President Donald Trump ordered the Pentagon to cancel the livestream of convicted…
Month: October 2026
GWAR Teams Up With John Brennan For Split Album Release
GWAR have announced a new split album with John Brennan and the Bigfeet, titled GWAR and the Last Drive-In-Stein. Ahead…
Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting
WASHINGTON—Interrupting a heated discussion about national cybersecurity vulnerabilities with a series of high-pitched squeals, Health and Human Services Secretary…
Husbands, Remember To Help Your Wife Out By Filling Out Her Ballot And Mailing It In
Husbands, Election Day is nearly here, so remember to help your wife out by filling out her ballot and…
Pixies Add Six New Dates to 2027 South America Trek
Pixies have expanded their 2027 South American tour with six additional shows, bringing the run to nine concerts across six…
Chicks Spark Outrage With Natalie Maines Trump Comments
The Chicks are once again beefing with a US president. This time around, frontwoman Natalie Maines has drawn the ire…
Smashing Pumpkins Bring High Energy to Chicago Concert
Smashing Pumpkins stopped by the United Center for a homecoming show in Chicago, and while there wasn’t much in the…
Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, DC Traveling 75 MPH
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Kamala Harris Demands Abolishment Of Electoral College And Also Popular Vote And Also Anything Else She Could Lose
U.S. — As rumors continued to swirl that she was preparing to make another run at the White House…
Florida Man Wins Argument on TV Loses at Life Immediately After
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Florida man, Dale Smith Jr., has…