After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we know about the game so far.
Open-world activities include playing volleyball, chess, cards, or GTA V
Gunshot sound effects performed by Sir Ian McKellen
Child support payments carry over from the real world
Cars driven in game for more than an hour required to get emissions check
Contains a 1:1 recreation of Miami-Dade’s Our Lady of Mercy Catholic Cemetery, where Honeymooners legend Jackie Gleason is buried
Contains over 30 in-game podcasts about the fascinating history of the cocoa bean
Only the first four generations of Pokémon are catchable in Vice City
Players must scan their real-life faces to determine whether or not strippers will sleep with them
Still absolutely forbidden in this house, young man
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