A Russian businessman with ties to Putin spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding after party, raising ethical concerns and accusations of buying influence. What do you think?
“I heard the Saudis baked the cake.”
Marina Ayala, Nutrition Historian
“It’s not a wedding without a ‘something bribed.’”
Lloyd Ragsdale, Vinyl Presser
“And yet it was still a cash bar.”
Byron Mackie, Hat Inspector
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