Former President Barack Obama announced that his family’s Portuguese water dog Sunny, which they got in 2013 during their time in the White House, has passed away. What do you think?
“A house without 18 acres of lawn is no suitable environment for a pet anyway.”
Silas Houston, Whiskey Barreler
“She went to the farm out on Martha’s Vineyard.”
Daphne Bell, Industrial Fisherman
“We’re running out of Obamas to recruit for 2028.”
Trey Kobi, Luxury Upholsterer
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