Ozzy’s Dead (Again)! Streams Go Brrr
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Oh, look! 🙄Turns out that the only way people remember who Ozzy Osbourne is (or…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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DAUGHTRY’s Back With Another EP? Prepare for ‘Shock To The System (Part Two)’ and the Earth-Shattering Single ‘The Bottom’
Okay, folks, buckle up because your ears are about to be assaulted! 🎉 Multi-platinum rock band DAUGHTRY (yes, they’re still…
MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return
MORTAL SIN, Australia’s… well, *a* thrash metal band, is apparently staggering back onto the stage in 2026. Yes, you read…
Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…
DON BROCO Sells Their Souls to FEARLESS RECORDS, Unleashes Ear-Bleeding ‘Cellophane’
U.K. rock… juggernauts? 🤣 More like slightly above-average-sized pebbles, DON BROCO, bless their hearts, are apparently “charging” (read: slowly waddling)…
FROM ASHES TO NEW Coughs Up Generic Single ‘New Disease’
Ah, FROM ASHES TO NEW, those purveyors of… something or other, are back with a track so profound, so earth-shattering,…
HELLOWEEN Drops ‘Universe (Gravity For Hearts)’ – Because Apparently Pumpkins in Space Aren’t Weird Enough on ‘Giants & Monsters’ Album
Oh great, the geriatric metalheads HELLOWEEN are back to grace us with their presence (and another album we totally asked…
Three Days of Torture Grace Releases New Single ‘Kill Me Quickly Please’ From Forthcoming ‘I Promise It’s Not About Aliens’ Album
Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 Look what we have here, folks! It’s THREE DAYS GRACE, back at it again, releasing “Kill…
Watch GHOST’s ‘Lachryma’ Performance on Fallon: Prepare for Ritualistic Rock and Potential Summoning of Demons
GHOST, the Swedish rock band that some people seem to like (for reasons I cannot fathom), graced the stage of…
Witness the Utter Carnage: The Offspring Butcher Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’ in Appalling Tribute
California pop-punk has-beens THE OFFSPRING, desperate for attention as always, decided the best way to stay relevant was to butcher…