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Author: Chord F. Discord

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages." Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories. Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Fine Young Cannibals, bless their hearts, are *still* trying to relive their 80s glory with “anniversary” shows – as if anyone remembers them 👴👵😂.
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Fine Young Cannibals, bless their hearts, are *still* trying to relive their 80s glory with “anniversary” shows – as if anyone remembers them 👴👵😂.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Roland Gift, bless his cotton socks, is STILL milking the Fine Young Cannibals cow 🐄! Apparently, it’s been…

Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🤘🔥😂.
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Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🤘🔥😂.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, for the love of Lars! 🙄 Another “expert” weighs in on the eternal METALLICA debate. Radioactive MikeZ, bless his…

Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency 🙄 🥁 🙏
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Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency 🙄 🥁 🙏

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, apparently, Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, is STILL whining about getting roughed up outside a Florida…

Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet 🙄🎤🎸🔥.
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Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet 🙄🎤🎸🔥.

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

🚨🚨🚨 RED ALERT! The Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, is BACK…again! 🙄 This time, he’s gracing us with a new single,…

🚨 New Pornographers Drummer Arrested, Porno for Pyros Defend Themselves! 😂
🔥 Big Arrests and Excuses: How Musicians Handle Crisis? 🎶
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🚨 New Pornographers Drummer Arrested, Porno for Pyros Defend Themselves! 😂

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

In the wake of the explosive scandal involving the band New Pornographers, whose drummer Joe Seiders was arrested for possession…

World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) 🌎🔥🤡
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World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) 🌎🔥🤡

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

World leaders, bless their tiny hearts, recently descended upon Dubai for the COP28 climate summit (November 30th – December 12th).…

🎵 AI Blackmail on Deezer: Musical Revolution or End of the World? 🤖
🚨 Deezer Under Siege: AI Terrorists Attack! 🎶
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🎵 AI Blackmail on Deezer: Musical Revolution or End of the World? 🤖

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2025April 17, 2025

In a world where artificial intelligence has already learned to write poetry, paint pictures, and even cook borscht, the time…

Zoeken News EXPOSED! 😱 Entertainment Industry’s DIRTIEST Secrets REVEALED! (You WON’T Believe #4! 😂)
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Zoeken News EXPOSED! 😱 Entertainment Industry’s DIRTIEST Secrets REVEALED! (You WON’T Believe #4! 😂)

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2025April 16, 2025

Oh boy, grab your popcorn 🍿, folks, because this is better than any episode of “ER” (even the one where…

Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? 🐛🏖️
Hero on Vacation and Rugs Instead of Sand: New Adventures in Dune: Awakening 🏜️🧵
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Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? 🐛🏖️

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2025April 15, 2025

The unexpected delay of the highly anticipated MMORPG Dune: Awakening by Funcom has sparked a wave of discussions among fans.…

🤖 Technical Glitch or Conspiracy? Why Katy Perry Didn’t Stay in Space! 🛸
🎤 Petition Failed: Katy Perry is Back on Earth! 😅
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🤖 Technical Glitch or Conspiracy? Why Katy Perry Didn’t Stay in Space! 🛸

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2025April 14, 2025

Yesterday was a real shocker for space travel enthusiasts and, of course, for those who signed the petition to keep…

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