Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?
Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…
TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…
SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY
In a recent episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast—which, fun fact, is hosted by Bunnie XO, aka Alisa DeFord, aka…
KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…
MEGADETH’s JAMES LOMENZO Raises Eyebrows Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Lightning Bolt of an Idea
Well, well, well… look who decided to go out with a bang instead of a whimper. MEGADETH</s final album is…
KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), Kid Rock — yes, that Kid Rock…
SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’
Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…
PRIMUS’s LES CLAYPOOL Goes Full Comic Book Nerd, Teams Up With Z2 COMICS For ‘Frizzle Fry’ Graphic Novel
In a shocking development that will surely leave fans asking, “Wait, what?” legendary bass-slapping weirdos PRIMUS have announced their latest…
CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…