“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”
**FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! 🎬 Compete to make a short film that MIGHT become a FEATURE FILM! Screened at BASH Film…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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