Kamala Harris Issues Dire Warning That SAVE America Act Could Result In America Being Saved
LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry
WASHINGTON—Blasting the 2-year-old’s incessant lying to the American people, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Thursday slammed her…
Sad: WNBA Task Force Fails To Define Woman After Spending Entire Meeting Trying To Pick Restaurant For Lunch
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Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Colorado
America’s 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it’s so much more! For example,…
WNBA Brings In Revered Supreme Court Justice To Help Determine What A Woman Is
NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women’s National Basketball Association decided to…
Pros And Cons Of Flock Cameras
Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states,…
Massachusetts Democrats Unveil Statue Of Molech At State Capitol
BOSTON, MA — The state’s Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech…
Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow
PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his…