Study Contends Free Will Disproven By Fact That Humans Repeatedly Eat At Jimmy John’s
CHAMPAIGN, IL—Shedding new light on the concept of voluntary behavior, researchers at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign contend in…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables
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Mom Takes Hushed Monologue In Movie As Cue To Go To Kitchen, Wash 5 Pots
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Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
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ISIS Claims Responsibility For Reflecting Pool Algae
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Obama Library Cruelly Disenfranchises Millions Of Black Americans By Requiring Photo ID For Entry
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Cringe: Out-Of-Touch Company Posts Pride Logo Like It’s 2014 Or Something
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Trump Unveils New Air Force One Helicarrier
CAMP SPRINGS, MD — At Joint Base Andrews on Friday, President Donald Trump unveiled the next Air Force One,…
NASCAR Celebrates Pride Month With First All-Subaru Race
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Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway
The movie industry is just full of drama, and we’re not just talking about the movies themselves 🍿👀. A big-time…