Chicago Teacher Asks Students To Please Raise Their Hands Instead Of Firing Pistols Into The Air
CHICAGO, IL — A fifth-grade teacher at Lincoln Elementary reportedly admonished her classroom on Thursday, asking the kids to…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity
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Powerful: Gloria Steinem Refuses To Allow Satan To Hold Door To Hell Open For Her
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