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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Metal Label Finder: Because Cold-Emailing 300 Labels Isn’t a Strategy
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Metal Label Finder: Because Cold-Emailing 300 Labels Isn’t a Strategy

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Finding the right metal record label sounds easy—until you’re 187 browser tabs deep, three labels have been dead since the…

Another Iconic Character Ruined By Baffling Recasting Decision Coming Soon
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Another Iconic Character Ruined By Baffling Recasting Decision Coming Soon

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

The God of War TV series has hit a snag, and it’s not just the titular god’s famously short temper.…

Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices
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Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

We’ve all been there – invested in a show, only to have it ripped away from us by the cruel…

Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
Babylon Bee

Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

FinnJuly 17, 2026

    U.S. — Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused…

Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits
The Onion

Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits

FinnJuly 17, 2026

       DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth…

‘Hunt For Gollum’ Director Andy Serkis Defends Film’s All–Andy Serkis Cast
The Onion

‘Hunt For Gollum’ Director Andy Serkis Defends Film’s All–Andy Serkis Cast

FinnJuly 17, 2026

       LONDON—Responding to concerns about the lack of diversity in his upcoming project, The Lord Of The Rings: The Hunt For…

Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
Breaking, Movie News

Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…

A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a bizarre incident that has left the internet scratching its head, a digital artist’s Backrooms-inspired artwork on Redbubble was…

Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit
Babylon Bee

Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — As critics continued to heap praise on Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, fans heavily criticized the…

Idaho Builds Border Wall Out Of Potatoes To Keep Out Californians
Babylon Bee

Idaho Builds Border Wall Out Of Potatoes To Keep Out Californians

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    BOISE, ID — In a bold stand against the western invasion, Idaho Governor Brad Little announced today that the…

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