‘C’ From ‘Coexist’ Sticker Arrested For Running Over Other Letters With A Truck
NEW YORK, NY — A portion of downtown New York was closed on Friday after the “C” from the…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man’s Going To Need A Helper
EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after…
Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority
Sony is still trying to contain the leak of a four-minute clip from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse, the third film…
SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News
Fake news used to mean something relatively simple: stories that were deliberately fabricated and passed off as news. Then the…
Kentucky Derby Convenes Committee To Determine What Is A Horse
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‘How Do You Spell Gazongas?’ Asks Trump While Drafting Up Job Posting For New Press Secretary
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the departure of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, President Trump got straight to work…
Trump Downplays Significance Of Trump Tower Found On Epstein Island
WASHINGTON—Dismissing news of the 70-story skyscraper as a “hit job” manufactured by the mainstream media, President Donald Trump downplayed…
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
The post No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield appeared first on The Onion. Read…
Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…
Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…