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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Trump Criticized For Choosing New Press Secretary Jessica Rabbit
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Trump Criticized For Choosing New Press Secretary Jessica Rabbit

FinnOctober 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump faced heavy criticism on Friday for replacing White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!
Breaking, Movie News

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Breaking news: LAIKA and Fathom Entertainment are about to blow your mind with their new stop-motion fantasy adventure, Wildwood! 🤯🎥…

Katie Zacharia Fired Despite Lying About Qualifications And Being Awful At Her Job
Babylon Bee

Katie Zacharia Fired Despite Lying About Qualifications And Being Awful At Her Job

FinnOctober 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Katie Zacharia was reportedly fired from her role as White House Press Secretary despite lying about…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs
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Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

The new Street Fighter movie is a love letter to fans of the classic arcade game, packed with Easter eggs…

Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He’s Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles
Babylon Bee

Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He’s Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles

FinnOctober 16, 2026

    JUPITER ISLAND, FL — Professional golfer and driving enthusiast Tiger Woods was reportedly unimpressed with the new Tesla Roadster,…

Spooky! For Halloween This Year, Family Decorates House To Look Like Data Center
Babylon Bee

Spooky! For Halloween This Year, Family Decorates House To Look Like Data Center

FinnOctober 16, 2026

    HADDONFIELD, NJ — Look out, trick-or-treaters! For Halloween this year, the Jenkins family decorated their house as a data…

Dodgers Announce Purchase Of Milwaukee Brewers
Babylon Bee

Dodgers Announce Purchase Of Milwaukee Brewers

FinnOctober 16, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Hours after being swept out of the playoffs by the Milwaukee Brewers, the Los Angeles…

‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank
The Onion

‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank

FinnOctober 16, 2026

       The post ‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn…

Abdul El-Sayed Issues Fatwa Against Journalists Who Ask Questions About His Support For Terrorism
Babylon Bee

Abdul El-Sayed Issues Fatwa Against Journalists Who Ask Questions About His Support For Terrorism

FinnOctober 16, 2026

    ANN ARBOR, MI — As the heated race for the open U.S. Senate seat in Michigan entered its final…

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