Trump Orders Pentagon To Cancel Execution Livestream And Move It Over To Pay-Per-View
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After significant bipartisan backlash, President Donald Trump ordered the Pentagon to cancel the livestream of convicted…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting
WASHINGTON—Interrupting a heated discussion about national cybersecurity vulnerabilities with a series of high-pitched squeals, Health and Human Services Secretary…
Husbands, Remember To Help Your Wife Out By Filling Out Her Ballot And Mailing It In
Husbands, Election Day is nearly here, so remember to help your wife out by filling out her ballot and…
Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, DC Traveling 75 MPH
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Kamala Harris Demands Abolishment Of Electoral College And Also Popular Vote And Also Anything Else She Could Lose
U.S. — As rumors continued to swirl that she was preparing to make another run at the White House…
Ilhan Omar To Be Deported To Dearborn, Michigan
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Federal immigration authorities announced today that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar would be deported from the United States…
Natalie Harp Raids Trump’s Underwear Drawer
WASHINGTON—After sneaking into his Executive Residence bedroom in order to acquire the commander-in-chief’s briefs, special assistant to the president…
More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is still slowly leaking its way into the world of mutants, one drip at a time.…
Spin of the Day: New Mexico and El Paso’s climate plans may be compromised by new data centers. — 6% Mostly Reality
Officials in New Mexico and El Paso, Texas, developed plans aimed at reducing greenhouse gas emissions, but these plans did…
America’s Greatest Inventions
America’s Greatest Inventions As they mark the nation’s anniversary, citizens are taking particular joy basking in the ingenuity, grit,…