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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Megyn Kelly Tells Listeners They Can Save 20% On Brooklyn Bedding With Promo Code ‘ALLAHUAKBAR’

FinnMay 29, 2026

    U.S. — Former journalist Megyn Kelly announced on her podcast today that listeners could now save 20% on products…

New Harry Styles Tour Merch Includes Perimenopause Supplements
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New Harry Styles Tour Merch Includes Perimenopause Supplements

FinnMay 29, 2026

       NEW YORK—Describing some of the new branded products available for purchase at shows, a spokesperson for Harry Styles confirmed…

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As Gas Crisis Worsens, Congress Assures Americans They Are Working Hard On Regulating NCAA Transfer Portal

FinnMay 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON D.C. — With Americans struggling as gasoline costs continue to soar, Congress assured citizens that it remained laser-focused…

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Therapist Working With Chewbacca On Alternative Coping Mechanisms Besides Pulling People’s Arms Out Of Socket

FinnMay 29, 2026

    KASHYYYK — A therapist working with famed Star Wars icon Chewbacca told his colleagues this week that he was…

Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy
The Onion

Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy

FinnMay 29, 2026

       VATICAN CITY—Lambasting the “muddled” plotlines of the post-Lucas era in a staggering 60,000 words, Pope Leo XIV released a…

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Newsom Designates California Sanctuary State For Fraud

FinnMay 29, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed legislation on Friday officially designating California a sanctuary state for fraud.   SACRAMENTO,…

Top Songs May 2026
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Top Songs May 2026

FinnMay 29, 2026

       1 I DO NOT GIVE YOU CONSENT TO LISTEN TO THIS Chappell Roan 2 WE SAW THE FACE OF…

Meta Glasses Users Report Bug Where They Can See Mark Zuckerberg’s Memories
The Onion

Meta Glasses Users Report Bug Where They Can See Mark Zuckerberg’s Memories

FinnMay 29, 2026

       MENLO PARK, CA—Expressing frustration about the frequent error hampering the overall user experience, Meta Glasses wearers worldwide confirmed Friday…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
Breaking News: Aliens Are Coming (Apparently) and We're All Going to Die (Maybe) 🚀👽
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…

Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+
Breaking, Movie News

Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice 🙄. The newest…

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