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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Babylon Bee

Experts Warn Arresting Journalists Could Be Slippery Slope To Arresting Politicians And Other People Who Deserve It

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

    U.S. — Self-proclaimed journalist Don Lemon was arrested on Friday for allegedly raiding a church service and intimidating its…

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
The Onion

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health…

Babylon Bee

Uh Oh: Trump Nominates Unknown Spanish Economist Ronaldo Paulino As Fed Chair

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise choice to succeed Jerome Powell when his term expired in the spring, President…

Babylon Bee

Chilling: If They Can Arrest Don Lemon For Something As Simple As Breaking The Law, Imagine What They Can Do To You

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

    America woke up this morning to the chilling news that journalist Don Lemon had been arrested by the Department…

Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour
The Onion

Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

       HYDE PARK, NY—Stifling their groans as an instructor distributed the wailing infants, students at the Culinary Institute of America…

‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official
Breaking, Movie News

‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official

FinnJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Well, folks, the Library of Congress just announced their picks for 2025’s National Film Registry and, surprise, they’re preserving all…

Babylon Bee

12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

    Everyone knows by now that the Jews are behind everything that happens in the world, but there are far…

Ilhan Omar Sprayed With Liquid At Town Hall
The Onion

Ilhan Omar Sprayed With Liquid At Town Hall

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

       Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) was rushed by a man during a town hall and sprayed with what was revealed…

Babylon Bee

Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

    COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled “Streets of Minneapolis” as a show of support…

Babylon Bee

Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It’s Infinity Seconds To Midnight

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to…

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