A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes faster than the human world record. What do you think?
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“This is why career experts are so down on distance running.”
Patrick Mendoza, Game Recommender
“Can’t wait for robots to free us from the drudgery of accomplishment.”
Heidi Moss, Unemployed
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A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes faster than the human world record. What do you think?
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