NYPD Arrests Man For Hitting Officers With Snowball
The NYPD arrested a 27-year-old man they accused of striking two police officers with snow and ice during a…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Mamdani Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators
NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly…
Nation Forced To Eat 35 Million Canadians To Survive Harsh Winter
WASHINGTON—Expressing certainty that they wouldn’t make it to spring without resorting to drastic measures, the American people stated Wednesday…
In A Violent Nature 2 Unleashes Its Teaser Trailer, Because One Bloodbath Just Wasn’t Enough
In A Violent Nature — because apparently we needed more movies where the killer is the protagonist and not, you…
Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff
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Mamdani Vows Retaliatory Strikes Against Bernie’s Kosher Delicatessen
NEW YORK CITY — In the wake of U.S. attacks on Iran, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has vowed to launch…
Iran Introduces New Ayatollah
TEHRAN — The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah,…
British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical Islam Next
LONDON — British citizens have politely asked if perhaps they could be next on the list for liberation from…
The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here’s What Happens Next
The United States launched a major military attack on Iran overnight, striking dozens of high-level targets across the nation.…
Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has ordered all flags at One World Trade Center to be flown…