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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers
The Onion

NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers

FinnApril 9, 2026

       Following their historic moon flyby, the Artemis II crew will return to Earth on Friday. The Onion looks at…

Babylon Bee

Opinion: I Know I Was Wrong the First 1,347 Times, But Now Is the Time to Completely Freak Out About What Trump Said

FinnApril 9, 2026

    This is it. President Trump has crossed a line with his latest statement. We can’t just talk — we…

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees
The Onion

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

FinnApril 9, 2026

       WASHINGTON—After manually prying his eyelids open to read from a report he had prepared on the matter, a badly…

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Who Won The War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report

FinnApril 8, 2026

    The U.S.-Iran War has captured hearts and headlines all over the world. Now, with a two-week ceasefire agreement in…

Babylon Bee

Middle East Celebrates Ceasefire With Massive Fireworks Display

FinnApril 8, 2026

    MIDDLE EAST — The nations of the Middle East celebrated the announcement of a ceasefire with an massive fireworks…

Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes
Reshoots: Because Your Movie Wasn't Already Perfect, Apparently 🤷‍♂️
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Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes

FinnApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

So, you’ve heard the rumors, folks: reshoots are the kiss of death for any movie. Or are they? 🤔 I…

Babylon Bee

Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign ‘Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver’

FinnApril 8, 2026

    U.S. — Sporting apparel giant Nike has released a new ad campaign alongside Tiger Woods, featuring the slightly updated…

‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Director Confirms Adrian Grenier Cameo As Corpse On Street
The Onion

‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Director Confirms Adrian Grenier Cameo As Corpse On Street

FinnApril 8, 2026

       NEW YORK—In an announcement that left fans of the 2006 original buzzing with excitement, The Devil Wears Prada 2…

Babylon Bee

Hell Confirms All Its Appliances Controlled With Apple TV Remote

FinnApril 8, 2026

    NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the…

Babylon Bee

Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu

FinnApril 8, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to…

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