NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers

JT

      

Following their historic moon flyby, the Artemis II crew will return to Earth on Friday. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the lunar mission.

15 mph

Speed limit in moon zone

49 million

Fewer streams than a British guy playing League Of Legends

4

Times mission specialist Jeremy Hansen has suggested playing charades

$12

Cost of single can of Coke from space capsule’s onboard minibar

4.2 billion

People on Earth who accidentally blinked during the taking of new planetary photos

15

Crimes committed in capsule not subject to Earth laws

2

Stoves left on back on Earth

695,081

Miles earned

3

Returning crew members who will come back…different

The post NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.

   Following their historic moon flyby, the Artemis II crew will return to Earth on Friday. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the lunar mission. 15 mph Speed limit in moon zone 49 million Fewer streams than a British guy playing League Of Legends 4 Times mission specialist Jeremy Hansen has suggested
The post NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion. Read More

Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

Leave a Reply