Following their historic moon flyby, the Artemis II crew will return to Earth on Friday. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the lunar mission.
15 mph
Speed limit in moon zone
49 million
Fewer streams than a British guy playing League Of Legends
4
Times mission specialist Jeremy Hansen has suggested playing charades
$12
Cost of single can of Coke from space capsule’s onboard minibar
4.2 billion
People on Earth who accidentally blinked during the taking of new planetary photos
15
Crimes committed in capsule not subject to Earth laws
2
Stoves left on back on Earth
695,081
Miles earned
3
Returning crew members who will come back…different
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Following their historic moon flyby, the Artemis II crew will return to Earth on Friday. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the lunar mission. 15 mph Speed limit in moon zone 49 million Fewer streams than a British guy playing League Of Legends 4 Times mission specialist Jeremy Hansen has suggested
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Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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