Warner Bros. Discovery Slams Paramount’s Desperate Offer—Apparently “Lowball” Is Not a Negotiation Strategy
The media landscape is a circus, and this week’s main attraction involves a very serious boardroom battle between two entertainment…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Muppets Are Back, Baby! Because the World Clearly Needed More Chaos and One Too Many Frog…
Coworker Returning From European Vacation Brings Back Latvian Man For Everyone To Share
MINNEAPOLIS—Excitedly revealing to the staff that she had a special surprise, local data analyst Kayla Herrera reportedly delighted coworkers…
The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2026
The seers at The Babylon Bee, authors of hundreds of now-fulfilled prophecies, have come together to bring you our…
South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price
ANTARCTICA — Santa Claus’ Workshop may be in trouble after it was revealed that elves located at the South…
James O’Keefe Goes Deep Undercover By Parting His Hair On Other Side
U.S. — According to sources, investigative journalist James O’Keefe once again went deep undercover in spite of his notoriety…
Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It
🚨 BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens Exist—And They’re *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It 🛸🍿 So, you know…
Downer and Blitzin’
The post Downer and Blitzin’ appeared first on The Onion. The post Downer and Blitzin’ appeared first on The…
Pathetic Excuse For A Zoomer Tries Hard At Stuff, Cares About Things
WESTMINSTER, CO — According to sources, a so-called “Zoomer” is actually low-key trying hard at life and caring about…
Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed ‘J Is For Jihad’ Episode
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Popular kids’ entertainment mogul Miss Rachel apologized this week for releasing what many are…