About 3,800 workers at one of the nation’s largest meatpacking plants began striking in Colorado, the first walkout at a U.S. beef slaughterhouse in four decades, with the work stoppage following accusations that the company retaliated against employees and committed other unfair labor practices during contract negotiations. What do you think?
“I don’t care how you’re being treated, nobody gets in between me and my offal.”
Geoff Vandenberg, Computer Duster
“As usual, when humans fight it’s the cows who win.”
Felecia Rutter, Belt Assembler
“I guess I can eat pork until this works itself out.”
Bobby Mincey, Mug Glazer
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About 3,800 workers at one of the nation’s largest meatpacking plants began striking in Colorado, the first walkout at a U.S. beef slaughterhouse in four decades, with the work stoppage following accusations that the company retaliated against employees and committed other unfair labor practices during contract negotiations. What do you think?
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