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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling
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Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling

FinnMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

If you don’t know anything about DC Comics or Green Lantern, I would imagine that based on the trailers for…

Jack Ryan’s Spinoff Film: Because One CIA Hero Wasn’t Enough, Here Comes ‘Ghost War’ to Steal the Spotlight
Breaking News: Jack Ryan’s Back, and This Time He’s Fighting Ghosts (No, Seriously)
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Jack Ryan’s Spinoff Film: Because One CIA Hero Wasn’t Enough, Here Comes ‘Ghost War’ to Steal the Spotlight

FinnMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Amazon has finally pulled the plug on its Jack Ryan TV series after four seasons of John Krasinski running around…

Unemployed Man Considers Going Back To School To Become AI
The Onion

Unemployed Man Considers Going Back To School To Become AI

FinnMarch 17, 2026

       PIKEVILLE, KY—Speculating that a new path in life might improve his job prospects, unemployed man Ian Hampel, 36, told…

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9 Clear Signs The Ayatollah Is Gay

FinnMarch 16, 2026

    In addition to reports that he was seriously injured in airstrikes at the onset of the U.S.-Iran conflict, new…

Travis Kelce Bummed Fiancée Signed Him Up For NFL Again
The Onion

Travis Kelce Bummed Fiancée Signed Him Up For NFL Again

FinnMarch 16, 2026

       LEAWOOD, KS—Groaning at the thought of having to be somewhere on the weekend, Travis Kelce was reportedly feeling bummed Monday after…

Trump Demands Staff Get King Of Hormuz On Line
The Onion

Trump Demands Staff Get King Of Hormuz On Line

FinnMarch 16, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In a bid to regain access to the sea passage through which ships enter the Persian Gulf, President Donald…

Babylon Bee

‘Jim Crow 2.0!’ Shouts Chuck Schumer While Being Escorted Out Of Costco For Not Having Membership Card

FinnMarch 16, 2026

    ALEXANDRIA, VA — Senator Chuck Schumer was seen struggling with Costco security guards after failing to show his membership…

Trump Beefs Up Security Presence After Frighteningly Close Brush With JD Vance
The Onion

Trump Beefs Up Security Presence After Frighteningly Close Brush With JD Vance

FinnMarch 16, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Alarmed at the shocking lapse in protocol that nearly resulted in disaster, a shaken President Donald Trump ordered his…

Babylon Bee

Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women

FinnMarch 16, 2026

    TEHRAN — With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new…

Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)
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Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey, you! Yes, YOU, the one who thinks Nicolas Cage’s Oscar is for screaming at bees. Get ready to relive…

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