Dove Finally Admits Some People Ugly
HOBOKEN, NJ—In a major shift from the company’s decades-long focus on inner beauty, personal care product brand Dove finally…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Avengers: Doomsday – Which D-List Cameo Will Disney+ Drag Out of Retirement This Time
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Nation Starting To Wonder If People Who Spend Life Singing Songs To Toddlers On YouTube Might Not Be All There Mentally
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Peter Barnell
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The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever
Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating 🐢. In the past 15 years, he’s blessed us…
Quality Of Musicals Craters As Number Of Gay Americans Decreases
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Researchers note a strong correlation between the decline in the quality of musicals and…
Canned Tuna Recalled For Potentially Fatal Botulism Mistakenly Reshipped
Previously quarantined cans of yellowfin tuna that were recalled due to a defective pull tab which could introduce botulism,…
Legal Observers Clash With Law Enforcement At Helm’s Deep
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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders
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