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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Price Of Teeth Rises
The Onion

Price Of Teeth Rises

FinnMarch 2, 2026

       According to Delta Dental’s new Original Tooth Fairy Poll, the average amount of money left under a pillow for…

Babylon Bee

‘Soon…,’ Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage

FinnMarch 2, 2026

    LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban…

Babylon Bee

Here’s How Major News Outlets Are Reporting The Death Of The Ayatollah

FinnMarch 2, 2026

    Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military Operation   Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military…

Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?
Oh no, not again! Hollyweird is back at it with the ol' "Is that really Jim Carrey or just some Hollywood voodoo?" saga! 😱
Breaking, Movie News

Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

So, apparently, people lost their collective minds when Jim Carrey showed up at the César Awards looking, well, slightly less…

Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna
The Onion

Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna

FinnMarch 2, 2026

       The post Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Creates…

Babylon Bee

Man Goes Back In Time To Mesmerize Ancients With Futuristic Technology Of Gushers

FinnMarch 2, 2026

    EGYPT — Newly unearthed records appear to indicate a man claiming to be from the future traveled to ancient…

Data Centers By The Numbers
The Onion

Data Centers By The Numbers

FinnMarch 2, 2026

       The surge in AI, cryptocurrency, and other digital assets is rapidly increasing demand for computational infrastructure around the country.…

The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
The Revenge That Just Won't Die: Someone Actually Made a Documentary About Jaws: The Revenge
Breaking, Movie News

The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…

HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All
Breaking, Movie News

HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Oh, great. Just what we needed — another streaming service to make us feel guilty for not watching enough TV.…

NYPD Arrests Man For Hitting Officers With Snowball
The Onion

NYPD Arrests Man For Hitting Officers With Snowball

FinnMarch 2, 2026

       The NYPD arrested a 27-year-old man they accused of striking two police officers with snow and ice during a…

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