The surge in AI, cryptocurrency, and other digital assets is rapidly increasing demand for computational infrastructure around the country. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind data centers.
0.8
New pH of your groundwater
$900,000,000
What 16GB of RAM will cost next year
4,000
Palm fronds fanned to cool the servers
1
Security guard job that Mom thinks might help you get back on your feet
3-2
City council vote that could have stopped this
600 billion
Goddamn wires to untangle
7
People profiting from this
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