Data Centers By The Numbers

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The surge in AI, cryptocurrency, and other digital assets is rapidly increasing demand for computational infrastructure around the country. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind data centers.

0.8

New pH of your groundwater

$900,000,000

What 16GB of RAM will cost next year

4,000

Palm fronds fanned to cool the servers

1

Security guard job that Mom thinks might help you get back on your feet

3-2

City council vote that could have stopped this

600 billion

Goddamn wires to untangle

7

People profiting from this

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