The NYPD arrested a 27-year-old man they accused of striking two police officers with snow and ice during a snowball fight in Washington Square Park, charging him with assaulting a police officer, obstructing governmental administration, and disorderly conduct. What do you think?
“The law is clear—it’s no fair if they weren’t looking.”
Eddie Olivo, Asparagus Buncher
“I hope they also investigate the three-sphered man smoking a pipe in my yard.”
Jolene Etzler, Skirt Hemmer
“That’s two mothers who had to explain to their kids that daddy won’t be coming home dry tonight.”
Ramesh Thakuri, Horn Cleaner
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The NYPD arrested a 27-year-old man they accused of striking two police officers with snow and ice during a snowball fight in Washington Square Park, charging him with assaulting a police officer, obstructing governmental administration, and disorderly conduct. What do you think?
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