Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money
Remember when Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey was going to “skip social media influencer screenings” and go straight to professional critics?…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas
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Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
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President Trump Officially Invites Nation Of Belgium To Cry Harder
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Mom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworks
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‘Yeah, But It’s A Dry Heat,’ Says Arizona Man Who Is Currently On Fire
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