Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Spin of the Day: The American Academy of Pediatrics advocates for a nationwide ban on raw milk due to health risks. — 6% Mostly Reality
The American Academy of Pediatrics, the largest professional group of pediatricians in the U.S., has renewed its call for a…
Egypt Saved After Joseph Advises Pharaoh To Stock Up On Emergency Food Buckets From My Patriot Supply
EGYPT — Zaphenath-paneah, also called Joseph, successfully rescued the land from the grip of severe famine this week after…
Cornell Tries Going By Different Name
ITHACA, NY—In an aggressive attempt to distance itself from an alleged sexual assault at one of its fraternity houses,…
Aaron Rodgers Gives Up Ayahuasca After Getting Sacked By Big Bird
PITTSBURGH, PA — Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers decided to give up the psychedelic ayahuasca after getting sacked last…
Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution
The post Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Experts Fear Terrorist Activity In Minneapolis Could Spread To America Next
U.S. — After a terrorist attack on the Mall of America was narrowly thwarted yesterday, experts warned that terrorist…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Bridgerton Content
Netflix has announced another spinoff of its popular series Bridgerton, this time focused on the character of Lady Violet, played…
Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise
Welcome to the latest installment of Hollywood’s never-ending quest to turn everything into a movie. Paramount is now in “early…
Biggest Supreme Court Cases This Term
This week the Supreme Court began a new term, and there are several consequential cases on the docket. The…