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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps
The Onion

Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps

FinnAugust 4, 2026

       ARLINGTON, VA—In what may be the largest-ever disclosure of government data concerning the mysterious aerial phenomena, Pentagon officials announced…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe
Breaking, Movie News

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Sharp-eyed viewers are accusing Stuart Fails to Save the Universe of using generative AI in its opening credits, because of…

Dodgers Acquire Kal-El Of Krypton
Babylon Bee

Dodgers Acquire Kal-El Of Krypton

FinnAugust 3, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — In a stunning move to further bolster an already imposing starting lineup, the Los Angeles…

Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon
The Onion

Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon

FinnAugust 3, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White…

James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses
Babylon Bee

James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses

FinnAugust 3, 2026

    You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news for you.…

Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate
The Onion

Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate

FinnAugust 3, 2026

       FREDERICKTOWN, MO—In a move many residents of this tight-knit community say jeopardizes the beloved scenic hideaway, a multinational make-out conglomerate announced…

WNBA Coaches Stumped As To What The ‘W’ Stands For
Babylon Bee

WNBA Coaches Stumped As To What The ‘W’ Stands For

FinnAugust 3, 2026

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Coaches across the WNBA spoke to members of the press this week and admitted that they…

Rep. Max Miller: ‘I Refuse To Resign Over What My Wife Made Me Do’
The Onion

Rep. Max Miller: ‘I Refuse To Resign Over What My Wife Made Me Do’

FinnAugust 3, 2026

       The post Rep. Max Miller: ‘I Refuse To Resign Over What My Wife Made Me Do’ appeared first on…

Another Spider-Man Movie Breaks Records Because Of Course It Does
Breaking, Movie News

Another Spider-Man Movie Breaks Records Because Of Course It Does

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

It’s clear that reports of Baz’s downfall were greatly exaggerated—to the surprise of nobody at all. ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’…

Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever
Breaking, Movie News

Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, where we dive headfirst into the latest TV shows and streaming series…

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