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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online
The Onion

Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online

FinnAugust 27, 2026

       MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for…

‘I’m Worried The Kids Are Addicted To Social Media,’ Says Mom Who Posts On Facebook 137 Times A Day
Babylon Bee

‘I’m Worried The Kids Are Addicted To Social Media,’ Says Mom Who Posts On Facebook 137 Times A Day

FinnAugust 27, 2026

    LANSING, MI — Local mom Gina Muldoon, who sources confirmed posts to Facebook an average of 137 times each…

Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday
Breaking, Movie News

Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🎉🎊 Raiders of the Lost Ark is back in UK…

EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”
Breaking, Movie News

EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie review of the century? 🎥👀…

Because You Clearly Needed a Reminder of Peter Cullen’s Transformers Highlights
Breaking, Movie News

Because You Clearly Needed a Reminder of Peter Cullen’s Transformers Highlights

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

The ’80s generation of Transformers fans is mourning the loss of Peter Cullen, the iconic voice of Optimus Prime, who…

Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie
Breaking, Movie News

Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters next month, because apparently, the 22 times you’ve already seen it on Disney+…

Check Out This Absolute FOOL Walking Around With His Loins Ungirded LOOOOOL
Babylon Bee

Check Out This Absolute FOOL Walking Around With His Loins Ungirded LOOOOOL

FinnAugust 27, 2026

    Get a load of this complete IDIOT who spent the ENTIRE WEEK walking around with his loins completely ungirded.…

Democrats Distance Themselves From Hasan Piker After Realizing He’s Wearing A Suicide Vest
Babylon Bee

Democrats Distance Themselves From Hasan Piker After Realizing He’s Wearing A Suicide Vest

FinnAugust 27, 2026

    U.S. — Democratic politicians began distancing themselves from podcaster and campaign surrogate Hasan Piker after realizing that Piker was…

Fed-Up Rockstar Cancels ‘GTA VI’
The Onion

Fed-Up Rockstar Cancels ‘GTA VI’

FinnAugust 27, 2026

       EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shelving the game indefinitely after major spoilers about the plot leaked online, fed-up developers at Rockstar Games announced…

U.S. National Debt Surpasses $40 Trillion
The Onion

U.S. National Debt Surpasses $40 Trillion

FinnAugust 27, 2026

       The U.S. national debt surpassed $40 trillion for the first time ever, with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent claiming the…

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