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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Phrase ‘It’s Been Real’ Pushes Already Great Hangout With Friend Into Heretofore Unknown Levels Of Bliss
The Onion

Phrase ‘It’s Been Real’ Pushes Already Great Hangout With Friend Into Heretofore Unknown Levels Of Bliss

FinnOctober 7, 2026

       BATON ROUGE, LA—Enhancing the top-tier socializing in ways that would have seemed impossible just moments previously, the phrase “It’s…

Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies
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Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week because, of course, they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027
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Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

The Super Bowl is coming to streaming, because of course it is. The NFL and Disney announced that Super Bowl…

God Excitedly Waiting To Press ‘Destruct’ On Man’s 40-Year-Old Body
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God Excitedly Waiting To Press ‘Destruct’ On Man’s 40-Year-Old Body

FinnOctober 7, 2026

    SANDWICH, IL — A new chapter of life was set to begin for one local father, as sources in…

Trump Mails $90 Checks To Seniors
The Onion

Trump Mails $90 Checks To Seniors

FinnOctober 7, 2026

       President Trump announced that he is sending $90 checks to senior citizens enrolled in Medicare to offset the cost…

Spin of the Day: A reporter explored online sports betting on DraftKings to assess its safety measures. — 7% Mostly Reality
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: A reporter explored online sports betting on DraftKings to assess its safety measures. — 7% Mostly Reality

FinnOctober 6, 2026

ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson conducted an investigation over ten weeks into online sports betting on DraftKings, focusing on the effectiveness…

Ariana Grande Lands Seasonal Gig As Halloween Lawn Skeleton
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Ariana Grande Lands Seasonal Gig As Halloween Lawn Skeleton

FinnOctober 6, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Singer-actress Ariana Grande was excited to make some extra money this fall as she landed…

Dennis Hastert Dies
The Onion

Dennis Hastert Dies

FinnOctober 6, 2026

       Disgraced former House Speaker Dennis Hastert has died at 84, the Republican having once been imprisoned for a hush…

Jameis Winston Diagnosed With Concussion After Giving Coherent Response
Babylon Bee

Jameis Winston Diagnosed With Concussion After Giving Coherent Response

FinnOctober 6, 2026

    EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — New York Giants quarterback Jameis Winston was placed in the NFL’s concussion protocol by team…

9 Crimes Pete Hegseth Just Declared Worthy Of Death Penalty
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9 Crimes Pete Hegseth Just Declared Worthy Of Death Penalty

FinnOctober 6, 2026

    The Pentagon officially approved execution by firing squad for the Fort Hood shooter, but that’s not the only crime…

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