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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Trump Approves Fort Hood Shooter Being Tied To A Bomb And Dropped On Iran
Babylon Bee

Trump Approves Fort Hood Shooter Being Tied To A Bomb And Dropped On Iran

FinnOctober 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump approved the execution of Nidal Malik Hasand on Monday, confirming that he would…

Michael Bay Returning to Transformers Franchise Because Of Course He Is
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Michael Bay Returning to Transformers Franchise Because Of Course He Is

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another installment of the Transformers franchise, Paramount has decided to go back to…

Pros And Cons Of Using Peptides
The Onion

Pros And Cons Of Using Peptides

FinnOctober 6, 2026

       Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and MAHA influencers have promoted the use of peptides, short-chain amino acids with…

Palestinians Finally Granted Own Country
Babylon Bee

Palestinians Finally Granted Own Country

FinnOctober 6, 2026

    PARIS — At long last, the Palestinian people finally have a land to truly call their own.    Read More…

More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently
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More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s another week in the never-ending deluge of streaming content, and we’re back to guide you through the latest batch…

Spin of the Day: An Oklahoma oil company has permanently shut down a disposal well that threatened drinking water. — 6% Mostly Reality
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: An Oklahoma oil company has permanently shut down a disposal well that threatened drinking water. — 6% Mostly Reality

FinnOctober 5, 2026

The Frontier and ProPublica reported that an oil company in Enid, Oklahoma, has permanently shut down a disposal well that…

Because What The World Really Needs Is Another Sicario Sequel Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

Because What The World Really Needs Is Another Sicario Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Sicario 3 is happening because of course it is. The first film, directed by Denis Villeneuve and written by Taylor…

Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Batman Part II has hit another roadblock, because of course it has. The sequel to Matt Reeves’ 2019 film,…

Top 10 Reasons To Move To Indiana
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Top 10 Reasons To Move To Indiana

FinnOctober 5, 2026

    Looking to move to a new state? Look no further than Indiana! There are plenty of reasons to move…

Democrats Blame Cuts In USAID For Slowing Communist Takeover Of The West
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Democrats Blame Cuts In USAID For Slowing Communist Takeover Of The West

FinnOctober 5, 2026

    U.S. — With unrest drawing attention around the globe and the November midterm elections coming up soon, Democrats made…

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