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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Illumination’s Latest Attempt to Brainwash Kids with Cute Animations and Overpaid Celebs Like Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Never Heard of Gets a Trailer
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Illumination’s Latest Attempt to Brainwash Kids with Cute Animations and Overpaid Celebs Like Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Never Heard of Gets a Trailer

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Breaking News: Illumination’s New Film “Not Alone” is Coming and We’re All Just a Little Too Excited 🚀😱 Okay, let’s…

Wife Says She Will Be Ready To Go In 45 Minutes, Plus Stoppage Time
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Wife Says She Will Be Ready To Go In 45 Minutes, Plus Stoppage Time

FinnJuly 7, 2026

    LIMERICK, PA — In preparation for their Friday date night, local wife Allison Murphy informed her husband that she…

‘Soccer Is Slow, Low-Scoring, And Boring,’ Says Baseball Fan
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‘Soccer Is Slow, Low-Scoring, And Boring,’ Says Baseball Fan

FinnJuly 7, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — As America’s dreams of a World Cup victory came to an end, a sophisticated baseball…

WNBA Player Suspended For Not Assaulting Caitlin Clark
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WNBA Player Suspended For Not Assaulting Caitlin Clark

FinnJuly 7, 2026

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — A WNBA player was suspended on Tuesday for failing to meet the league’s code of conduct…

Report: Trump Made $1.4 Billion As President Off Selling Tupperware To Friends
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Report: Trump Made $1.4 Billion As President Off Selling Tupperware To Friends

FinnJuly 7, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Raising questions over the ethics of profiting in private business ventures while still holding office, a report released Tuesday found…

Kids Sentenced To Another Week At Different VBS
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Kids Sentenced To Another Week At Different VBS

FinnJuly 7, 2026

    MOBILE, AL — After surviving five consecutive days of “Jungle Quest: Following Jesus Into The Wild” just last month,…

Study: Average Woman Prefers Partner Who Is Member Of ZZ Top
The Onion

Study: Average Woman Prefers Partner Who Is Member Of ZZ Top

FinnJuly 7, 2026

       HOUSTON—A new study published Thursday by researchers at the University of Houston revealed that the average American woman vastly…

U.S. Back In World Cup After Trump Deports Belgian Team
Babylon Bee

U.S. Back In World Cup After Trump Deports Belgian Team

FinnJuly 7, 2026

    U.S. — The United States Men’s National Team was officially placed back in the World Cup after President Donald…

Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
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Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…

More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…

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