Theologians Struggling To Explain How Loving God Could Allow Ohio
COLUMBUS, OH — The world’s leading theologians admitted this week that they have been collectively struggling to find a…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Conservationists Give Gorillas Bank Accounts
A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance…
I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…
Phish Ask Fans To Stop Hacky-Sacking Sphere
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Democrats Deny Inciting Violence And Say Anyone Who Thinks They Do Must Be Eliminated By Any Means Necessary
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Less than a week after yet another assassination attempt against President Donald Trump, leaders of the…
James Comey Indicted Over Seashell Photo
The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged…
Man Regrets Spending 15 Minutes Reading Bible This Morning
JACKSONVILLE, FL — Local man Trevor Riggs announced that he regretted spending 15 minutes reading the Bible this morning.…
Japanese Diplomat Worried He Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Kid Rock
WASHINGTON—Mortified at the effect his blundering might have on delicate relations between the two countries, Japanese diplomat Ryuto Tanaka…
Amtrak Informs Small Town Girl Living In A Lonely World That They Don’t Actually Have A Midnight Train Going Anywhere
U.S. — According to reports, a small town girl living in a lonely world was forced to cancel her…
Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence
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