Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them
At 88 years old, Ridley Scott is still directing films with a frequency that would put many of his younger…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
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Political Profile: Natalie Harp
White House aide Natalie Harp is drawing scrutiny from many political observers. The Onion shares everything you need to…
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
The post Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’ appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn…
El-Sayed: Beheading Infidel With A Machete No Different Than A Haircut
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Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
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Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title
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Texas High School Proposes Adding Academics To Its Football Program
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Residents Of Heaven Torn Between Attending Chuck Norris’s Martial Arts Seminar And Going To Dolly Parton Show
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