So-called “pink cocaine,” a hazardous polydrug that can contain ketamine, ecstasy, meth, and sometimes fentanyl, is increasingly being found in U.S. nightclubs among users unaware of its dangerous contents. What do you think?
“For a more ladylike nosebleed.”
Sergio Corona, Sand Appraiser
“Our overdose crisis needed a touch more whimsy.”
Gaby Hoover, Warehouse Navigator
“Nice to see drug dealers embrace their feminine side.”
Matthew Bibat, Hedge Shaper
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So-called “pink cocaine,” a hazardous polydrug that can contain ketamine, ecstasy, meth, and sometimes fentanyl, is increasingly being found in U.S. nightclubs among users unaware of its dangerous contents. What do you think?
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