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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
10 Ways An AI Wife Is Better Than A Real One
Babylon Bee

10 Ways An AI Wife Is Better Than A Real One

FinnJuly 23, 2025

With the dawn of artificial intelligence wives, you may be asking yourself: which is better? Artificial intelligence, or the real…

Trump Announces He Has Acquired Giant Anime Sword In Japanese Trade Deal
Babylon Bee

Trump Announces He Has Acquired Giant Anime Sword In Japanese Trade Deal

FinnJuly 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump announced the details of a historic trade deal with Japan on Wednesday through which he…

‘Spinal Tap 2’: Prepare for a Sequel So Long-Awaited, It Might Just Break Your Back
Breaking, Movie News

‘Spinal Tap 2’: Prepare for a Sequel So Long-Awaited, It Might Just Break Your Back

FinnJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Behold! The geriatric rockers of Spinal Tap, back to assault your eardrums and your intelligence, louder (debatable) and older (definitely)…

Slaves Dutifully Sew ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ On Shirts For Professional Athletes
Babylon Bee

Slaves Dutifully Sew ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ On Shirts For Professional Athletes

FinnJuly 23, 2025

XINJIANG, CHINA — Ahead of warm-ups for the 2025 WNBA All-Star Game, Uyghur slaves were seen dutifully sewing the words…

Belichick Magnet
The Onion

Belichick Magnet

FinnJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Belichick Magnet appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of…

Trump To Balance Budget By Introducing Swear Jar For Dems
Babylon Bee

Trump To Balance Budget By Introducing Swear Jar For Dems

FinnJuly 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump unveiled his plan to balance the federal budget by introducing a nation-wide swear jar for…

Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged
The Onion

Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged

FinnJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…

Ozzy Osbourne Finally On Time — By Dying
Man Who Survived Everything Except Gravity: Ozzy Embarks on Final Tour — No Returns This Time
Music News

Ozzy Osbourne Finally On Time — By Dying

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

LOS ANGELES (or maybe just Hell’s waiting room) — Ozzy Osbourne, legendary frontman, slurred speech pioneer, and the man who…

Man Really Excited For Government To Release All The Government Documentation Of All The Government’s Crimes
Babylon Bee

Man Really Excited For Government To Release All The Government Documentation Of All The Government’s Crimes

FinnJuly 22, 2025

FRANKLIN, KY — A local man is really excited for the government to release all the government documentation of all…

Trump Threatens Stadium Deal If Washington Commanders Don’t Change Name Back
The Onion

Trump Threatens Stadium Deal If Washington Commanders Don’t Change Name Back

FinnJuly 22, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump called for the Washington Commanders to change their name back to a previous one deemed…

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