Woman Found Living With 2 Daughters In Cave
Read MoreThe OnionPolice in India’s southern Karnataka state discovered a 40-year-old Russian woman and her young daughters living in an…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Introduces Plan To Revitalize The City By Hijacking Other Cities And Plundering Their Treasure
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — As part of his revolutionary campaign platform, Minneapolis mayoral candidate Omar Fateh introduced a plan to revitalize…
Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly…
Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters
Okay, so remember when Marvel Studios acted like they had a CLUE what they were doing in the early MCU…
‘Must Be A Waymo,’ Bystanders Say Of Moron Stuck Backing Up In Alley For Half Hour
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Rolling their eyes and mocking the pathetic attempts to navigate the narrow space, passersby reportedly mumbled “Must…
Elmo Decries Defunding Of PBS As A Jewish Conspiracy
U.S. — Longtime Sesame Street resident Elmo decried the federal government’s defunding of PBS as an “obvious Jewish conpsiracy.” Read…
FASCISM ALERT: Show That Wasn’t Making Money Canceled
NEW YORK CITY — In a stunning example of rampant fascism, a TV network cancelled a show that wasn’t making…
Media Unconcerned With Circulation To Biden’s Brain Deeply Concerned About Circulation To Trump’s Ankles
U.S. — The news media which remained unconcerned for four years by the lack of circulation to former President Biden’s…
Ten Ideas For Better Shows To Replace ‘The Late Show’ With Stephen Colbert
After announcing the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, CBS is hard at work searching for a better…
Tips For Getting Kids Interested In Reading
Read MoreThe OnionStudies show that children who read for pleasure perform better on tests and suffer from fewer mental health…