A Disney superfan celebrated his 15,000th ride on the Cars-themed Radiator Springs Racers at Disney California Adventure, having documented every go-around since 2012. What do you think?
“Pretty pathetic for a full-grown adult to have fun and enjoy his life.”
Svetlana Volkova, Asphalt Smoother
“Is there no limit to what man can achieve?”
Aiden Slattery, Ambiguity Clarifier
“He has to be pretty good at it by now.”
Tom Aguirre, Ballot Scanner
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A Disney superfan celebrated his 15,000th ride on the Cars-themed Radiator Springs Racers at Disney California Adventure, having documented every go-around since 2012. What do you think?
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