Girl group Katseye is nominated for two awards at the 2026 Grammys, including Best New Artist. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the group.
Genre: Popular girl’s bat mitzvah
Number Of Members: Four full-time and two who don’t know they’e part-time
Biggest Hit: “She’ll Be Coming ’Round The Mountain”
Fandom Name: Consumers
Reality Series Where They Met: Ice Road Truckers
Accolades: Own Wikipedia page
Record Contract: Onerous
Why They’re Always Standing Like That: Huddling for warmth
How To Join: Send resume to [email protected]
First Member To Go Solo: Whoever survives the bus crash
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Girl group Katseye is nominated for two awards at the 2026 Grammys, including Best New Artist. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the group. Genre: Popular girl’s bat mitzvah Number Of Members: Four full-time and two who don’t know they’e part-time Biggest Hit: “She’ll Be Coming ’Round The Mountain” Fandom Name: Consumers
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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