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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
FBI Agents Discover 17 More Illegals Hiding In Judge Dugan’s Robe
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FBI Agents Discover 17 More Illegals Hiding In Judge Dugan’s Robe

FinnApril 25, 2025

MILWAUKEE, WI — While being questioned by authorities following her arrest, FBI agents discovered 17 more illegal aliens hiding in…

Man Saves Hundreds Of Thousands In Student Loans By Just Learning How To Hate Jews On The Internet
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Man Saves Hundreds Of Thousands In Student Loans By Just Learning How To Hate Jews On The Internet

FinnApril 25, 2025

MILLVILLE, NJ — According to sources, college dropout Jack Doulton saved hundreds of thousands of dollars on student loans by…

‘Christianity Today’ Announces It Has Converted To Islam
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‘Christianity Today’ Announces It Has Converted To Islam

FinnApril 25, 2025

CAROL STREAM, IL — Long-running religious magazine and online publication Christianity Today announced on Friday that it had converted to…

Federal Judge Travels Back In Time To Overturn Trump’s Birth
Babylon Bee

Federal Judge Travels Back In Time To Overturn Trump’s Birth

FinnApril 25, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to newly released court documents, a federal judge invented time travel and transported himself to New…

🤯 “Still Not Dead!”: Faces Are Dropping a COMEBACK Album After 50 Years (No, It’s Not a Prank)
🤬 Boomer Rockers Ready to Humiliate Gen Z – Faces Return with the Album of the Century
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🤯 “Still Not Dead!”: Faces Are Dropping a COMEBACK Album After 50 Years (No, It’s Not a Prank)

FinnApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

In case you thought Faces were already living out their golden years at some Florida retirement ranch, mainlining prune juice…

Chipotle Planning First Location In Mexico
The Onion

Chipotle Planning First Location In Mexico

FinnApril 25, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionChipotle has announced plans to expand into Mexico, sharing that their first restaurant will open early next year.…

Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? 👵🕵️‍♀️🤔
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Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? 👵🕵️‍♀️🤔

FinnApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Netflix is FINALLY unleashing “The Thursday Murder Club” on us! 👴👵🔫 Get ready for geriatric James Bond (Pierce…

Ignorant Kids Have No Idea How Cool Dad Is
Babylon Bee

Ignorant Kids Have No Idea How Cool Dad Is

FinnApril 24, 2025

SLIDELL, LA — According to sources, the children of local father Jaxon Holt are completely ignorant of how cool their…

Marco Rubio Announces Overhaul Of ‘Bloated’ State Department
The Onion

Marco Rubio Announces Overhaul Of ‘Bloated’ State Department

FinnApril 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSecretary of State Marco Rubio has announced plans to make sweeping cuts to the State Department, which he…

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Debunks 12 Popular Song Lyrics
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Debunks 12 Popular Song Lyrics

FinnApril 24, 2025

Music, while thoroughly enjoyable and a beautiful form of artistic expression, is often full of logical fallacies and outright misinformation.…

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