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John Bolton’s Mustache Agrees To Testify Against Him In Exchange For Immunity

John Bolton's Mustache Agrees To Testify Against Him In Exchange For Immunity

GREENBELT, MD — A former Trump administration National Security Advisor’s legal defense faced an uphill battle, as news broke that John Bolton’s mustache had agreed to testify against him in exchange for immunity.

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