Robert Redford, Aging Heartthrob and Overrated Director, Finally Bites the Dust at Ancient Age of 89
Oh no! 😱 Not another Hollywood legend biting the dust! 🪦 Apparently, Robert Redford, the epitome of blonde-haired, blue-eyed charisma,…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Hollywood’s A-List Drafted: Stars Who Boycotted Israel Are Now Headed to the Front Lines
In a world where a social media “like” is the new Purple Heart and an angry tweet is a feat…
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
Read MoreThe OnionCAMBRIDGE, MA—Describing the practice as “vital to player development,” researchers at Harvard University published a study Monday that…
McGruff The Crime Dog Goes Undercover In Furry Terrorist Cell
U.S. — As federal authorities launched investigations into alleged left-wing extremist groups in the wake of acts of political violence,…
Giants Players Horrified To Learn Uniforms Have Names On Back
Read MoreThe OnionARLINGTON, TX—Panicking at the realization that their personal reputations had been directly tied to the team’s dismal performance…
Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…
“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness
M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…
‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…
“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT…
Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets
U.S. — Democrats have begun wondering if perhaps they should stop saying the sorts of things that assassins engrave on…