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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Democrats Call For An Individual Court Hearing For Everyone On Earth To Prove They Aren’t American Citizens
Babylon Bee

Democrats Call For An Individual Court Hearing For Everyone On Earth To Prove They Aren’t American Citizens

Finn McFrameApril 17, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy swirls over the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Democrat politicians have joined together to call…

Woman Charged With Selling Human Bones On Facebook Marketplace
The Onion

Woman Charged With Selling Human Bones On Facebook Marketplace

Finn McFrameApril 17, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA curio shop owner was arrested and charged for allegedly selling “genuine human remains” online, attempting to pass…

‘Wheeeeee I’m An Astronaut!’ Exclaims Katy Perry During Ride On Disneyland Astro Orbiter
Babylon Bee

‘Wheeeeee I’m An Astronaut!’ Exclaims Katy Perry During Ride On Disneyland Astro Orbiter

Finn McFrameApril 17, 2025

ANAHEIM, CA — Singer and TV personality Katy Perry inspired dozens Thursday after declaring she was an astronaut following a…

The Onion

Parenting Experts Share Tips For Talking To Kids About Being Heir To Throne Of Small European Kingdom

Finn McFrameApril 17, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Stressing that the delicate subject should be broached sensitively and responsibly, parenting experts from the University of Chicago…

Arsonist Sets Fire To Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion
The Onion

Arsonist Sets Fire To Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion

Finn McFrameApril 16, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA man is in custody after scaling an iron security fence in the middle of the night, eluding…

American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home
Babylon Bee

American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home

Finn McFrameApril 16, 2025

GAZA — In a desperate attempt to return to family and friends they haven’t seen in over a year and…

Maine Sues To Allow Sasquatch To Continue Competing In Women’s Sports
Babylon Bee

Maine Sues To Allow Sasquatch To Continue Competing In Women’s Sports

Finn McFrameApril 16, 2025

AUGUSTA, ME — The state of Maine has recently continued its struggle for equity by suing the federal government to…

Sorry Excuse For A Church Only Has One Service LOOOOOOOOL
Babylon Bee

Sorry Excuse For A Church Only Has One Service LOOOOOOOOL

Finn McFrameApril 16, 2025

RALEIGH, NC — Evangelical churchgoers in the Raleigh area have begun to notice that there is a sorry excuse for…

Biden Gives Powerful Speech Reminding Nation Why He’s No Longer President
Babylon Bee

Biden Gives Powerful Speech Reminding Nation Why He’s No Longer President

Finn McFrameApril 16, 2025

CHICAGO, IL — Former President Joe Biden delivered a heartfelt address reminding the nation precisely why he is no longer…

🎥 Why Did Borderlands Fail? Blame Zoom and Its 40-Minute Limit!
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Movie News

🎥 Why Did Borderlands Fail? Blame Zoom and Its 40-Minute Limit!

Finn McFrameApril 16, 2025April 16, 2025

In an era where even the most ambitious film projects must adapt to new realities, director Eli Roth faced an…

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