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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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‘Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?’ KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas

FinnApril 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shortly before the United States Supreme Court issued its ruling on Louisiana’s proposed redrawing of its…

Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion
The Onion

Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion

FinnApril 29, 2026

       A University of Wisconsin lab employee admitted to poisoning a coworker’s water bottle with chloroform after the coworker received…

Babylon Bee

Poll Shows Majority Of Democrats Believe Lincoln Assassination Staged

FinnApril 29, 2026

    U.S. — The growing rift between the political right and left in the country became even more evident this…

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In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist

FinnApril 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a devastating setback to the Democratic Party, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that…

Babylon Bee

Trump Presents King Charles With Gift Of Toothbrush

FinnApril 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump presented King Charles with a beautiful new toothbrush as part of the monarch’s visit…

Trump Boys Break Another Blender Attempting To Make Oil Out Of Charcoal
The Onion

Trump Boys Break Another Blender Attempting To Make Oil Out Of Charcoal

FinnApril 29, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce gas prices while “President Dad” worked to reopen “the Street of Hummus [sic],” Eric…

Babylon Bee

Megachurch Torn Between Supporting Missionaries To India Or Adding Pickleball Courts

FinnApril 28, 2026

    FURLOW, AR — Leadership at local megachurch Cross Action Worship (CAW) was reportedly torn this week between supporting missionaries…

Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
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Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He

FinnApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…

Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee’s Official Recap Of All 11 World Wars

FinnApril 28, 2026

    Millions of people have only just learned from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar that there have actually been 11 World Wars,…

Babylon Bee

Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I’m Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’

FinnApril 28, 2026

    U.S. — Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman…

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