Russian Oligarch Bankrolls Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding After Party
A Russian businessman with ties to Putin spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding after…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Congress Preemptively Holds State Funeral For Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress held a preemptive state funeral honoring Senator Mitch McConnell on Friday, as the Senate sergeant-at-arms…
Congress Preemptively Holds State Funeral For Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress held a preemptive state funeral honoring Senator Mitch McConnell on Friday, as the Senate sergeant-at-arms…
How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…
Husband In Critical Condition After Attempting Two Minutes Of Beginner’s Yoga
AUSTIN, TX — Local husband Matt Gaines was rushed to the Intensive Care Unit Tuesday evening after attempting a…
Husband In Critical Condition After Attempting Two Minutes Of Beginner’s Yoga
AUSTIN, TX — Local husband Matt Gaines was rushed to the Intensive Care Unit Tuesday evening after attempting a…
New Underground Railroad Established To Help Lone Black Juror Escape From Angry White Liberals In The North
PLYMOUTH, MA — Reports indicated that a modern “Underground Railroad” had been established to help the lone black juror…
‘Obesity Is A Disease,’ Says Fatty
CHATTANOOGA, TN — Local fatty Mark Thompson spent all of lunch today explaining to family members how obesity is…
Taylor Swift Releases New Single ‘Look What You Made Me Invest In’
NASHVILLE, TN — In honor of her new husband, Travis Kelce, pop megastar Taylor Swift has released a new…
Olivia Rodrigo Releases Fantasy Tabletop Game ‘The High Winter Elves Of Girlville’
LOS ANGELES—Calling the effort the purest distillation to date of where she is as a dungeon master, pop star…