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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Weird Cleveland Browns Fan Has No Children On Team
The Onion

Weird Cleveland Browns Fan Has No Children On Team

FinnOctober 18, 2026

       CLEVELAND—Struggling to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily be there without a loved one on the field, sources at Sunday’s…

Spin of the Day: Restaurants are seeing a decline in orders for entrées on their menus. — 85% Journalism Not Found
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: Restaurants are seeing a decline in orders for entrées on their menus. — 85% Journalism Not Found

FinnOctober 17, 2026

The article discusses a trend in the restaurant industry where the traditional entrée is declining in popularity as customers change…

What To Know About Trump’s Russia Diesel Deal
The Onion

What To Know About Trump’s Russia Diesel Deal

FinnOctober 17, 2026

       In an effort to lower gas prices ahead of the midterm elections, President Trump agreed to temporarily lift sanctions…

What To Know About Trump’s Russia Diesel Deal
The Onion

What To Know About Trump’s Russia Diesel Deal

FinnOctober 17, 2026

       In an effort to lower gas prices ahead of the midterm elections, President Trump agreed to temporarily lift sanctions…

God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California
Babylon Bee

God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California

FinnOctober 17, 2026

    SAN CLEMENTE, CA — With uncontained wildfires blazing outside Orange County, an updated tally shows that God has pulled…

God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California
Babylon Bee

God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California

FinnOctober 17, 2026

    SAN CLEMENTE, CA — With uncontained wildfires blazing outside Orange County, an updated tally shows that God has pulled…

Man Frustrated By Gas Prices Votes To Start Castrating Kids Again
Babylon Bee

Man Frustrated By Gas Prices Votes To Start Castrating Kids Again

FinnOctober 17, 2026

    TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote…

Cute: Katie Zacharia To Dress Up As A Lawyer For Halloween
Babylon Bee

Cute: Katie Zacharia To Dress Up As A Lawyer For Halloween

FinnOctober 17, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Katie Zacharia dressed up in an adorable lawyer costume for a Halloween party this…

Cute: Katie Zacharia To Dress Up As A Lawyer For Halloween
Babylon Bee

Cute: Katie Zacharia To Dress Up As A Lawyer For Halloween

FinnOctober 17, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Katie Zacharia dressed up in an adorable lawyer costume for a Halloween party this…

Spin of the Day: Many lawsuits by the DOJ to access voter data have been dismissed by judges. — 11% Mostly Reality
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: Many lawsuits by the DOJ to access voter data have been dismissed by judges. — 11% Mostly Reality

FinnOctober 16, 2026

Over the past year, the Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division has filed lawsuits against 30 states and Washington, D.C.,…

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