Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…
Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer
We’re still months away from the cinematic event that will supposedly shake the very foundations of the Marvel Cinematic Universe,…
AOC Freezing Her Eggs
As she weighs a 2028 presidential run, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that she is freezing her eggs, not…
Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough
The clock keeps tick, tick, ticking down to doomsday, and I’m not just talking about the impending release of Avengers:…
Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…
Oh, Crap: Government Threatens To Fix Something
U.S. — Panic spread across the nation today after the federal government threatened to fix something. Read More FinnFinn…
Ahsoka Season 2 Trailer Drops Because You Still Have Money
The trailer for Ahsoka Season 2 has finally dropped, and it’s packed with all the action and drama you’d expect…
Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…
Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence
The post Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…