Dad’s Family Reunion Plans Foiled By Border Patrol
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama, folks. Luis Manuel Aviles, a 48-year-old handyman from Nicaragua, was…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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Karmelo Anthony Not Getting Do-Over In Murder Case
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Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves
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Trump Aide’s Old Tweets Reveal Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Loyalty
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Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
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