Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Nidal Hasan’s execution, and I’ve got to say,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Hindu Temple Plot Foiled Because Teens Are Bad At Secrecy Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a potential mass shooting that was thwarted in a Chicago suburb, and…
Trump’s Megabill Ruining Your Life Probably
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “One Big Beautiful Bill Act” – that’s what they’re…
Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Medicare Advantage Enrollees Get to Shop Around Again Joyfully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Medicare Advantage is going through some major changes,…
OpenAI Sues Ex-Employee For Alleged Apple Leak
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between OpenAI and Apple, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apparently,…
US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and I have to say,…
Election Offices Get Mysterious Gifts of White Powder Joy
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in the world of elections. It seems that election…
California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…
Katie Zacharia’s Law Career Totally Legit Apparently Not At All
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the new White House press secretary, Katie Zacharia,…