Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the liberal elites still reeling from the fact that Donald…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump
Oh boy, folks, gather ’round and listen up, because I’ve got a real treat for you. It’s about time someone…
Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…
Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Fake news minions obsess over lowlife liberal shooter’s useless friend
The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald…
Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Oh great, liberal Musk gets to regale us with genius
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining and crying about the state of our great nation under…
Oh great, UK royalty tells us what to do again
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be talking about this totally-not-made-up…