Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…
Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke
The utterly absurd and laughable news that the Democrats are still trying to cling to their failed policies has reached…
Spineless Republicans surrender to Dems on border security again obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump,…
Elites wasting cash on eternal life what a joke
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest so-called “scandals” surrounding our…
Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…
Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the liberal elites still reeling from the fact that Donald…
Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump
Oh boy, folks, gather ’round and listen up, because I’ve got a real treat for you. It’s about time someone…
Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…